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	<title>Journey by Dmitri Dawkins &#187; Humour</title>
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		<title>Facial Hair</title>
		<link>http://dmitridawkins.com/2010/01/facial-hair/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 04:27:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmitri Dawkins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok this is the type of post that I hate on personal blogs, and I normally wouldn&#8217;t comment on the issue, except I found this hilarious pic. So recently I was considering re-growing my Mustache, I doubt I will, not that you care, but according to the following pic I am a nerd:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok this is the type of post that I hate on personal blogs, and I normally wouldn&#8217;t comment on the issue, except I found this hilarious pic. So recently I was considering re-growing my Mustache, I doubt I will, not that you care, but according to the following pic I am a nerd:</p>
<p><a href="http://dmitridawkins.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/communist.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-197" title="communist facial hair" src="http://dmitridawkins.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/communist-300x194.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="194" /></a></p>
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		<title>Abstraction</title>
		<link>http://dmitridawkins.com/2010/01/abstraction/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 22:25:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmitri Dawkins</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://xkcd.com/676/"><img class="aligncenter" title="abstraction" src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/abstraction.png" alt="" width="442" height="442" /></a></p>
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		<title>8 Ways to Prepare Your Pets for War &#8211; The Oatmeal</title>
		<link>http://dmitridawkins.com/2010/01/8-ways-to-prepare-your-pets-for-war-the-oatmeal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 23:24:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmitri Dawkins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is just hilarious, someone sent it to me on twitter, and I just have to share it with all of you. 8 Ways to Prepare Your Pets for War &#8211; The Oatmeal.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is just hilarious, someone sent it to me on twitter, and I just have to share it with all of you.</p>
<p><a href="http://theoatmeal.com/comics/pets_war">8 Ways to Prepare Your Pets for War &#8211; The Oatmeal</a>.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="Prepare your pets for war" src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/pets_war/header.png" alt="" width="570" height="300" /></p>
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		<title>fedora.org hacked!</title>
		<link>http://dmitridawkins.com/2008/12/fedoradotor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Dec 2008 21:54:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmitri Dawkins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[seems like http://fedora.org got om nom nom nom nom]]></description>
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<p>seems like http://fedora.org got om nom nom nom nom</p>
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		<title>True Love</title>
		<link>http://dmitridawkins.com/2008/12/true-love/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 03:31:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmitri Dawkins</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 588px"><a href="http://xkcd.com" target="_blank"><img title="true love" src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/friends.png" alt="friends with detriments" width="578" height="801" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">friends with detriments</p></div>
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		<title>The Star</title>
		<link>http://dmitridawkins.com/2008/12/the-star/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 03:26:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmitri Dawkins</dc:creator>
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		<title>alternate currency</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 06:23:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmitri Dawkins</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone" title="Alternate currency" src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/alternate_currency.png" alt="" width="415" height="333" /></p>
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		<title>Hilarious geek rapping</title>
		<link>http://dmitridawkins.com/2008/11/hilarious-geek-rapping/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 15:24:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmitri Dawkins</dc:creator>
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		<title>Ubuntu? I am going to learn, ubuntu?</title>
		<link>http://dmitridawkins.com/2008/11/ubuntu-i-am-going-to-learn-ubuntu/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 14:31:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmitri Dawkins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Matrix runs on Windows hilarious video, its a must watch]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1886349">The Matrix runs on Windows</a></p>
<p>hilarious video, its a must watch</p>
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		<title>star trek humour</title>
		<link>http://dmitridawkins.com/2008/11/star-trek-humour/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 21:54:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dmitri Dawkins</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[http://bash.org/?865032 &#60;omega&#62; i like star trek because it&#8217;s actually pretty realistic.  the technology is fiction, but it follows real physics &#60;Kuiper&#62; In Star Trek, whenever there are torpedoes or phaser fire hitting a ship, you can hear the explosions even though they&#8217;re in space.  How is that &#8220;real physics?&#8221; &#60;omega&#62; in space, explosions are actually [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>&lt;omega&gt; i like star trek because it&#8217;s actually pretty realistic.  the technology is fiction, but it follows real physics<br />
&lt;Kuiper&gt; In Star Trek, whenever there are torpedoes or phaser fire hitting a ship, you can hear the explosions even though they&#8217;re in space.  How is that &#8220;real physics?&#8221;<br />
&lt;omega&gt; in space, explosions are actually louder<br />
&lt;omega&gt; because there is no air to get in the way<br />
&lt;omega&gt; dumbass</p></blockquote>
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